HopeK429

A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION- 5 MILES. Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building with a sign on the door that reads... SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and a nun answers the door in a long black habit, who asks "What may we do for you, my son? ""I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing some business," he answers. "Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun. He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please, knock on this door" and leaves. The man does as he is told, and this door is opened by another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50.00 in the cup, then got through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He places the money in this nuns tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: "Go In Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters Of Mercy."

A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven Florida. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? "The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out? "The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.

I don’t do New Years RESOLUTIONS… why?! Because I’m a realist … I believe that ANY moment you can’t say “hey I’m doing something different” it doesn’t have to be a new year...a new week…or a new day… at any moment in time YOU can change YOUR path!! Make any time or any day your NEW!! With that being said we all have a new chapter in life ahead of us,,,
2022 was insanity at its finest for me! I always end the year with “whew next year is my year” but we will always have trials & turbulence…. Just roll with it…learn from it…. & in the end I hope you have a giggle or two because none of us make it out of this thing called life alive in the end. My biggest accomplishment this year wasn’t
material things money or anything of the nature, it was letting go of a past that had consumed my daily life for far too long, as long as we let others invade our peace they win, and I decided I am the winner not them,,, Everything DOES HAPPEN for a reason …cherish those reasons because they all come together in the end. You are never too old to let go of things or start new & it doesn’t have to be a ”new year” it can be any one of the 365 days of the year :)
2023 so happens to be taking me to somewhere I’ve never been before or even dreamed of but I’m welcoming it with an open mind and if it fails … well that’s okay too , Life's full of failures that make our successes even more rewarding,, If it fails at least I tried, and then again If it succeeds then that’s great too! One thing about me is - I always roll with it & have a joke or two along the way! I’m blessed. I’m not perfect. I hope all of us have a great year!!
I’m a little late on sending a Happy New Year Covid has had control for the last 3 weeks ,,,So with all that being said -
I hope you all have an amazing 2023!!

So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious.
. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat? Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat! Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!” Dad:
“OK!! “My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “Dad: “Your supper is in the cat food bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!” My son: “What???”Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”My son in the corner looking bewildered! Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”?? My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “My son: “What??? “
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice! ”My son: “What???”Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy! ”Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already. End of story!

I didn't write this but who ever did >>>> my thoughts exactly !

I don’t give a Rats ass, who this offends, but I stand by it. War is coming, sooner or later! You the Government!! You are all a bunch of coward pansy asses,, You raised the cost of living so high that both parents are always at work, rather than spending time with their kids (single parents stand no chance). You took God out of schools. Parents were told 'No you can't discipline your kids'. Well, now most of those kids are rude and out of control. You shall reap what you sow! We have taken a whole generation and turned them into selfish, entitled brats who have no respect for people, property or authority! You deem people with terminal illnesses and some with only a few months to live…fit for work!!! You allow our veterans of war to go homeless and hungry but give out millions to foreign aid!!! You save drug addicts over and over again but refuse to give free diabetic supplies to those who need them to stay alive. You bend over backwards to be politically correct, too scared to say enough is enough, in case you offend someone. You put the retirement age up so people must work until they drop. You take care of prisoners and give them everything under the sun (food, medical, education, representation, money, rehabilitation) yet you cause the elderly, those that have paid their debt to society and their families, to go broke caring for them either at home or in a nursing home... THINGS NEED TO CHANGE!